You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
One false move and we’ll have betrayed the security of the United Kingdom and be in prison for high treason.
MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING
Les mis: pop-punk edition
Headcanon that when Neville Longbottom found out that Harry named his kid Albus Severus he threw a plant at him and/or punched him in the face.
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE